This is a fan-page/ fan-club dedicated to Eli Roth. Post gifs, pictures, and gossip if you want.

 

My two-month bet.

I had a bet with my friends that I couldn’t talk about Eli Roth or his movies or Cupcake Wars for two months and if I did, I’d have to make a pro-looking Spongebob cake which I can’t do. If I won, I’d get a ckae with Eli’s face on it

I WON. EXPECT A SEXY CAKE.

Anonymous asked
Oh, Eli loves cupcakes? I'd like to shove a nice rich red velvet cupcake into his face while I suck his cock

It’s kinda funny how I was thinking the same thing….

Anonymous asked
all you do is reblog shit on the tag

Yeah, I know. And I feel really shitty about it. I haven’t been on tumblr lately because I have shit going on right now and I haven’t been able to make up anything in my mind that’s post-material. But I’ve been reblogging because I don’t want my followers to get zilch from me. So unless you want to take this over, shut up and let me try to keep the people who are still following me happy.

directorscuts:

I can’t handle how cute the stray dogs are in Chile. I’m telling you, there’s a constant Disney movie going on. Uggie’s gonna lose his job soon. (Taken with instagram)

directorscuts:

I can’t handle how cute the stray dogs are in Chile. I’m telling you, there’s a constant Disney movie going on. Uggie’s gonna lose his job soon. (Taken with instagram)

directorscuts:

It’s a wrap! @Nicolaslopez celebrates his Hollywood Bar Mitzvah, wrapping Aftershock with cast Natasha Yarovenko @lorenzaizzo @andreaosvart (Taken with instagram)

directorscuts:

It’s a wrap! @Nicolaslopez celebrates his Hollywood Bar Mitzvah, wrapping Aftershock with cast Natasha Yarovenko @lorenzaizzo @andreaosvart (Taken with instagram)

My letter to Eli Roth.

poorchelsea:

Dear Eli,

If there are no shirtless and/or “no mas pantalones” scenes in “Aftershock”…

Well…….

I’m still going to see it….but… I’ll be a little disappointed, to tell you the truth. 

So make sure they leave in some chest hair, or I may die.

Love Always,

Chelsea, an avid Blueberry.

Ditto

I spend a lot of time in the Eli Roth tag.

heavenlyriot:

I should just follow all the people, I want to be friends with all the blueberries.

(Source: riotisabasterd)

marscoconut:

Amazing directors Quentin Tarantino & Eli Roth

Quentin: So what do we do if we meet any of our fangirls?Eli: We just smile and wave.Quentin: But what if there’s a lot of them? Especially Blueberries?Eli: Then we’re fucked. 

marscoconut:

Amazing directors
Quentin Tarantino & Eli Roth

Quentin: So what do we do if we meet any of our fangirls?
Eli: We just smile and wave.
Quentin: But what if there’s a lot of them? Especially Blueberries?
Eli: Then we’re fucked.